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successfully slept through my first class of the semester today.

i am never allowed to make fun of nicki minaj’s laugh because i more or less sound the same when i laugh

College students can now get microsoft office for free

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

(via harrytomlomsom)

so i just followed this video about bra fitting and according to it i should be wearing a 32 h. so now i’m going on a man hunt for a bra that size. because I WANT A BRA THAT FUCKING FITS. 

i probably made a bad decision but at least i’ll get std free sex out of it with an attractive guy who i know won’t murder me in my sleep: an autobiography 

this sociology class is going to turn me into a marxist 

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