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November 2009
Today, I noticed my little brother’s science test on the counter. Bored, I flipped through it, and saw the final essay page almost blank except for a small paragraph at the top. Curious, I read that his answer to a particularly difficult essay question was: “Jesus. Jesus is always the answer. And if it isn’t and you mark this wrong, then your entire religion class is pure hippocracy and thus you willingly admit that we may spend that hour doing something more productive.” I have taught my little brother well. MLIA
listen up ya'll, cause this is it.
the beat that im banging is DUHLICIOUS
ferguhlicious defintion make dem boiz go loco
Reblog if you think we should totally just stab Caesar
(via bathroomwindow)
Today, the same solicitors kept calling. Finally, I got fed up and answered the phone. I held the phone up to my computer which was playing “you belong with me” by Taylor swift. after about twenty seconds I listened to see if the solicitor was still there. He was. Also, he was singing along. MLIA.
Today, my father called me to ask where I was. I quickly replied in Spanish class. He said “Sorry” and hung up. Today is Saturday, I’ve never taken Spanish, and he called me on the HOUSE phone. MLIA.
Today, In calculus I gave out tests, (i’m a teacher) and for one of the harder equations I wrote a note saying if you can name all the spice girls, I’ll give them 10 points. When I was grading the tests, I realized the only student who got it was the quarterback for the schools football team. MLIA
just got in from halloween shit
im cold and in sweats and i really hwanna snuggle
:(
gurl I’ll snugg wit chu. I’ve been home for about 3 hours and I’m still cold
“Books are not in the business of modeling behaviour or teaching us how to act. Books are in the business of teaching us what to think about.”
—John Green (via teagan)
JAYSON WERTH HAVE MAI BABIEZ
HOOOOOMMMMMERRRR fuck you NY
