constellationsshine: Your Song - Ewan McGregor...
radioboobs: there is a light that never goes out and it’s called my laptop screen
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
thedawnoflight182: Blink-182 - Feeling This...
down (a capella) by blink-182 this is really...
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that...– G. K. Chesterton (via wetepentz)
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
The good times and the bad times both will pass. It will pass. It will get...– John Green (via ennayak)
So fucking jet-lagged, and I have to be up for...
Just because you’re an atheist, that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t love for things...– Jonathan Safran Foer (via eternallyinthetardis)
franiilicious: Writing a report the-absolute-best-gifs: Name and Date: The rest of the paper:
In 48 hours, political leaders in Russia will vote... →
im-not-o-fucking-hungry: PLEASE REBLOG - IT ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES
I have successfully wasted 30 minutes watching...
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