November 2011
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radioboobs:
there is a light that never goes out and it’s called my laptop screen
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Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
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Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that...
– G. K. Chesterton (via wetepentz)
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher...
“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”
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mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
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The good times and the bad times both will pass. It will pass. It will get...
– John Green (via ennayak)
So fucking jet-lagged, and I have to be up for...
Just because you’re an atheist, that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t love for things...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via eternallyinthetardis)
franiilicious:
Writing a report
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Name and Date:
The rest of the paper:
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In 48 hours, political leaders in Russia will vote... →
im-not-o-fucking-hungry:
PLEASE REBLOG - IT ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES
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I have successfully wasted 30 minutes watching...
Things That Are Due Tomorrow:
Humanities final essay
Spanish work
Things That I Am Not Doing:
Humanities final essay
Spanish work