tinycooper:

cornflowerbluetuesday:

tinycooper:

cornflowerbluetuesday:

tinycooper:

monique’s a big fucking bitch

WOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK

#NOT COOL CATIE #ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE YOU AND YOU JUST SHUT ME DOWN

i added xoxo gs tho

whatever man

nope

 #i hate you catie #i don’t even have anythin to say anymore #also did you know that i am constantly jealous that you have that stupid cute funny signature and i have nOTHING

omg we’ll find you one eventually i’m sorry i just want to say xoxo gossip squirrel after everything because one day i saw squirrels fighting on my deck and just imagined them in coco chanel and beating each other with fendi purses and wearing sephora/mac lipstick ok

(via milgramexperiment)

When you hug a boy and he hugs tighter.

eeerica:

And if he

• Is good-looking
• and presses on your lower back

• has really big hands… I’m a hand woman
• has really nice shoulders/back to leech yourself onto
• 

(Source: yangming, via abundanceoferica)

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide no escape from reality

I have 311 followers…

I should’ve posted a 311 song………

ok goodnight

cornflowerbluetuesday:

tinycooper:

cornflowerbluetuesday:

tinycooper:

tinycooper:

cornflowerbluetuesday:

tinycooper:

cornflowerbluetuesday:

tinycooper:

monique’s a big fucking bitch

WOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK

#NOT COOL CATIE #ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE YOU AND YOU JUST SHUT ME DOWN

i added xoxo gs tho

whatever man

nope

 #i hate you catie #i don’t even have anythin to say anymore #also did you know that i am constantly jealous that you have that stupid cute funny signature and i have nOTHING

omg we’ll find you one eventually i’m sorry i just want to say xoxo gossip squirrel after everything because one day i saw squirrels fighting on my deck and just imagined them in coco chanel and beating each other with fendi purses and wearing sephora/mac lipstick ok

gET OUT OMFG NO

THAT’S A GREAT STORY

WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME THAT STORY BEFORE

oh my fucking god how fucking high was i lasT NIGHT

you were pretty out of control

whatever look at the gif you posted ok

(via milgramexperiment)

Love won’t tear you apart, you yourself will.

DICKFACE.
You determine your outcome. You make yourself miserable or happy. You make yourself fat or skinny. You make yourself cute or ugly. You make a situation better or worse. You make yourself what you are. No one else. Other people have a pull in the way you make yourself, but you determine whether you’re going to let them make you or not.
You get the chance to make yourself, not God, not your friends, not your parents. It’s all you. Quit bitching.
I HATE PEOPLE.

boop

So there’s this kid who transferred into my precalc class probably a month ago. He’s a sophomore (I think) and his name is Brent I think. The other day I had to work with him ‘cause our seniors are fucking retarded and obviously thought March 1st would be a wonderful day at the beach… . ANYWHOZZLE~ so I worked with this Brent child who’s probably an entire foot taller than I am.
Today as I’m trying to make it to the door so I can go home, my teacher’s like “KATE!” and I’m all  ‘cause 1. call me Catie or I’ll and  your ass ok, and 2. if you’re going to call me that, at least USE A MOTHERFUCKING C douche cake ok (hi hello my name is Catie and I’m a tad touchy over my name) and so I walk over and I’m like ‘hi’ ‘cause she’s just like … and then she was like ‘ARE YOU AND BRENT AN ~ITEM?!!?’ and I was like ‘ WAT NON’ and she was like ‘oh, ‘cause I heard he was dating someone name Kate’ () and I was like ‘oh no, most people call me Catie *SUBTLE* so I’d think he’d call me that if we were’ and she goes ‘i know it’s the same name,’ NO IT’S NOT NO NOTNTONTOTNO NO BETCH ‘i just thought i’d ask, that’s all… IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU SMILE!’ and I was all ‘ok ha……. have a good day’ and was all outta there.

Excuse me, but WHAT THE MEDIEVAL FUCK?! was that?

/wrists